Ten years ago today, the FDA approved the Pfizer-manufactured little blue pill, marketed under the trade name Viagra.
Sildenafil, the active drug in Viagra, was originally designed to lower blood pressure, but why lower blood pressure when you can raise… the amount of spam in people’s inboxes. Cheap magic manhood pills available anonymously online? That’s profit ready for the picking.
According to Wikipedia, Viagra has plenty of other uses too:
A low-concentration solution of sildenafil in water significantly prolongs the time before cut flowers wilt.
So next time you get get an email promising you your girlfriend’s eternal gratitude, and you’re ready to hit the delete button, think about the multitude of other uses Vyyiagr@ has.
Indirectly or directly, Pfizer is responsible for probably half of your email volume, so be sure to take a moment to reflect on the historic importance of this day. But remember, if your celebration of Viagra’s anniversary lasts more than three hours, please call a doctor.
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Update: April 7
Oh look, what an honor: Aditya Mehta, on behalf of India Syndicate totally plagiarized my last paragraph and is republishing it on MSN. Classy.
Update: April 8
The plagiarized article has been removed from MSN. The URL now points to a different article.